"With its irreverent satire and authentic voice, The Great SAT Swindle makes mastering vocabulary enjoyable and meaningful."
- Estelle Rankin, Author
But that nonsense doesn’t affect his life as much as getting a perfect score on the SAT. Suddenly, Matt attracts the attention of Emil Updike, that nefarious leader of the vast cheating network at High River. Before long, Matt is knee deep into the cheating network. Friends and enemies alike seek to pay him for services . . . anything from taking the SAT for them with a fake ID to providing social studies homework and test answers for the entire ninth grade.
So now, Matt Drury, who has never completed a homework assignment or studied for a test in his entire life, becomes the answer man, serving hundreds of dumb, lazy students for wads of cash. Sure, he tries to step away from it all. He dumps his drama queen girlfriend Barbara, joins the wrestling team, and takes a job with his old friend Janine at Burger Bastion. But the more Matt learns about the cheating network and how vile Emil Updike is, the more he wants to get inside the network to rip it and Emil apart. Once inside, he discovers stories of corruption, intimidation, beatings, and, in the case of Rob Luby, murder.
Fortunately, Matt isn’t alone. The only useful guest his mother ever had on her show, investigative reporter Mike Dorman, guides him on how to expose the cheating operation and to reveal the terrible truths about the Harvard-bound Emil Updike. Then there’s Vlad, a geek he had transformed into the cool kid everyone thinks is a vampire; Vlad spends his days cracking into the computer network, especially after being beaten by Emil’s goons for breaking the curve on a math test. Ultimately, Matt has to dig deeper, enlisting Eva, a confidante of Emil. Despite being a blonde bombshell prone to malapropisms (she talks of her “amble” breasts and her stunning “physic”), Eva gives Matt the information necessary so that he can play members of the cheating network off of each other and provide him a way to meet the Sphinx, the strange intellectual fount of the entire network – a adolescent so smart and sheltered that she spends ten minutes analyzing the relative value and purpose of a bacon, egg and cheese sandwich.
When he meets the Sphinx, everything turns upside down: Emil finally catches on to Matt and tries to kill him one brutal night; Matt discovers the biggest cheating scandal of them all; and most importantly, he figures out how Rob Luby was murdered and how he can bring his killer to some form of justice.
Indeed, Matt’s perfect score on the SAT is just the beginning for The Great SAT Swindle. Its conclusion is anything but perfect, but the answers Matt discovers are not ones that can be found on a standardized test.
Praise For The Great SAT Swindle
– Alfred P. Doblin, The Record newspapers, NJ
“Michael Hartnett accomplishes what endless vocabulary lists haven't by presenting 1500 challenging words in a classic mystery format complete with detective, sidekick, victim and an assortment of idiosyncratic characters who will certainly resonate with high school readers. The narrator's observations—hilarious poignant and literary— are a blend of high and low comedy and thoroughly engage the reader who anxiously awaits the next outrageous pun, metaphor, malapropism or allusion.
“A modern hybrid, The Great Sat Swindle manages to explore key social, psychological and ethical issues facing adolescents while incorporating critical reading and vocabulary skills through dialogue, character, theme and clever footnotes.
“With its irreverent satire and authentic voice, The Great SAT Swindle makes mastering vocabulary enjoyable and meaningful.”
– Estelle Rankin, co-author of 5 Steps to a 5 AP English Literature & McGraw Hill’s Writing an Outstanding College Application Essay